Your Personal Guide Through The Life Of Dana

Dear Woman Standing Behind Me In Line At Subway,

We get it.  You are next.  You are the customer that will be served directly after me.  There is NO reason you should feel the need to stand so close to me that I can feel you breathing on the back of my neck.  You are next in line, therefore no one will dispute the fact that you are next to get your stupid sandwich.

I’m sure you got the hint right?  The hint I gave hen I turned around and looked you dead in the eye, and gave you the “Get off me!” stare?  I guess you didn’t because you continued to piggyback me all the way down to the cash register.  I am simply stunned at how awkward you made my Subway experience.  Let’s try to be a little more socially aware, shall we?

Sincerly,

Dana