A Note To Young Men Everywhere
Dear Young Men Everywhere,
I would like to take a moment out of my super un-busy day to explain to you that half a can of Axe body Spray on your body at one time is not attractive to any women on this planet. Please stop. If I can smell you before I see you, there is a problem.
Take for example the small group of you that past by me today on my daily walk. There were three of you in this group on bikes, and I had to walk in your stink trail for around a kilometer. Please stop. If I can smell you fifteen minutes after you have left, there is a problem.
You are young, I get it! You want to smell attractive for the ladies, and I totally get that too. But here’s a tip from good ol’ Canadian Dana. Water and soap will do just fine. Please Stop. If you replace Axe body spray with a shower, there is a problem.
I feel the need to express my feelings on this matter because when I am old enough to hit cougar status, I would like my men without a side of migraine.
Yours,
Dana
